San Antonio, TX-  The highly anticipated Holey Moley Golf Club is thrilled to announce its official San Antonio opening this Friday, December 6. Located in the heart of San Antonio’s River Walk, the 12,000 square foot entertainment venue brings twenty-seven holes of mini golf over three courses, two karaoke rooms, a full bar and restaurant, and alfresco patio seating along the riverfront to the Shops at Rivercenter. (Holey Moley Golf Club, 2024)

Known for its innovative approach to leisure, Australian-based parent company Funlab has already brought Holey Moley’s unique brand of fun to Denver, Austin, Houston, and San Francisco, creating a haven where nostalgia, social energy, and analog entertainment collide. 

The San Antonio location will have signature favorite holes like Smells Like Tee Spirit, a journey through a vintage tape collection, Making It Rain, a battle of the elements to escape a wind vortex spinning “dollar bills” through the air, and Ferris Wheeler’s Day Off, a game of chance through multiple levels, evading the cars of a rotating Ferris wheel to a hole in one. It will also have new and unique holes like Par Tee Time, a mission to jump over red Solo cups in a play on the classic party game Beer Pong, and Tee-haw, a Wild West themed hole behind ‘pars’ with Instagram worthy opportunities to capture pics in ‘Wanted’ posters and surprise sound effects like explosions, quacks, moos, and farts. 

The Caddyshack offers guests a chance to refuel with Texan takes on Americana classics, like BBQ Brikey Loaded Fries with cheddar, chili queso and slaw; Taco Salad with romaine lettuce, fresh tomato, black beans, Texas ground beef, cheddar, guac, sour cream, and fire roasted salsa; and Grilled Elote Corn Ribs with cotija cheese, garlic aioli, Tajín and lime. The menu also includes brick-oven pizzas, sandwiches, salads, and more.

For drinks, signature cocktails are served in playful vessels, like the Rub A Dub in the Tub with gin, Aperol, lime, and peach in a bathtub-shaped cup, topped with prosecco “bubbles,” dried rose petals, and rubber duckies; Pop Till You Drop with vodka, lime, watermelon, and bubbles served in a ceramic unicorn, and Cadillac Disco, a shareable large format cocktail served in a disco ball with reposado tequila, Grand Marnier with lime. San Antonio exclusives include the new Big Texas, a frozen slushie featuring Big Red cream soda and vanilla, with the option to add Tito’s vodka for a boozy treat. Guests can also enjoy signature shooters in cowboy boot shot glasses, local beers, classic cocktails and zero-proof options. 

“We are beyond excited to officially open Holey Moley Golf Club today in San Antonio! This city has an incredible energy, and we’re so thrilled to be part of the vibrant Rivercenter community. Holey Moley is all about creating moments of joy and unforgettable fun, and we can’t wait to share that with everyone. Whether you’re here for the first time or are a local looking for a new adventure, we’re ready to bring you a unique experience that combines nostalgia, friendly competition, and plenty of laughs.” – Michael Schreiber, Global CEO of Funlab

Holey Moley offers customizable corporate and private events packages for holiday parties, friendly gatherings, bachelorette weekends, birthday celebrations and more for 20-300 guests, including a 500 square foot private event lounge. Packages include an array of putt putt, catered food and beverage, and karaoke options, Event coordinators are now accepting inquiries.

Holey Moley Golf Club San Antonio
849 E Commerce St #171
San Antonio, TX 78205