Sequins, Spotlight, and Stories: A Look at Diane Christiansen’s Dazzling Memoir

‘The Last Real Showgirl: My Sequined ’70s Onstage’ by Diane Christiansen. Photo: Amazon

Showgirls are known for their dazzling blend of beauty, confidence, and theatrical glamour. Their elaborate costumes, precision choreography, and magnetic stage presence create a spectacle that celebrates femininity, fantasy, and performance art. Often associated with Las Vegas or classic cabarets, showgirls evoke nostalgia for a bygone era of entertainment while continuing to evolve with modern flair. Visually appealing, they also possess a charisma and skill which they bring to the stage. Audiences are drawn to the magic, energy, and escape showgirls offer—a vibrant celebration of artistry, elegance, and the enduring power of performance.

If you’ve ever been curious about what it’s like to be a showgirl, consider the new memoir by Diane Christiansen. “The Last Real Showgirl: My Sequined ‘70s Onstage” gives readers an insight into the reality of being a showgirl in the ’70s — in the heyday of star-studded productions from Paris to Las Vegas. It’s a true story, by a real showgirl, that’s filled with surprises. (CS Lewis Publicity, 2025)

Diane Christiansen‘s career has spanned five decades as an actress, dancer, author, director, producer, writer, costume designer, and studio owner. She is an acting coach to many acclaimed actors on television shows like Euphoria, This is Us, Dickinson, Stranger Things, Sandman, Quantum Leap and countless other well-known and popular TV shows and movies.

“The Last Real Showgirl: My Sequined ‘70s Onstage” by Diane Christiansen – During the 1970s, showgirls represented the pinnacle of club and resort entertainment. In the modern age, very few shows left in Las Vegas, the resorts, or Paris feature showgirls at all. This memoir presents in her own words the life of Diane Christiansen, the last real showgirl.

As a teenager, desperate to get out of Illinois and into the glittering world of professional dance, Diane visits Montreal and discovers the electrifying world of French Cabaret. This kicks off a chain of events which finds her, before long, in Paris, dancing with a giant seahorse on her head at the world-renowned Lido de Paris. From opium dens in Paris to comedy clubs in the Bahamas, the arc of Diane’s dazzling career spans the globe, all before she is 28. This insider perspective on the industry presents the singular life of the last real showgirl, while also capturing the swansong of a thrilling era in stage entertainment.

Showgirls were powerful women in charge of their own careers — and well-paid, valued players in the flashy world of sequins, feathers, step-kicks, and lavish productions. Most were classically trained dancers who traveled the globe and planned their post-showgirl futures well in advance. They were nothing like the forlorn characters in recent movies.

In her candid, rollicking memoir, Diane Christiansen recounts her years as a showgirl — an iconic symbol of sexy, top-shelf entertainment rarely seen today. She offers an insider’s view to the alluring world of elaborate costumes, dance routines, the meaning of “Semi-Nude” and “Nude,” and life backstage, onstage and offstage. She delves into loves, losses, and her high-flying life. 

Theater review: ‘Cabaret’ at The Sheldon Vexler Theatre

cabaretbillThis is the last weekend to enjoy the local production of ‘Cabaret’ at The Sheldon Vexler Theatre with the final showtimes at 8p.m. on Saturday and 2:30p.m. and 7:30p.m. on Sunday. Tickets are $23 for general admission, $20 for seniors/military and $19 for JCC (Barshop Jewish Community Center) and even though they are sold out, there is an in-person wait list before every performance one hour before showtime. This unforgettable musical focuses on the nightlife at the seedy Kit Kat Klub, and revolves around American writer Cliff Bradshaw and his relationship with English cabaret performer Sally Bowles.

‘Cabaret’ is set in Berlin in 1930 at the infamous Kit Kat Klub as the Nazis are rising to power. Act One begins with “Willkommen” by the cabaret girls and waiters as the flamboyant and audience favorite Emcee (Rick Sanchez) welcomes the audience to the Kit Kat Klub and invites them to leave their troubles behind and enjoy themselves. He introduces Sally (Amanda Golden), who performs a racy and flirtatious number “Don’t Tell Mama.” At the train station, Cliff Bradshaw (Brian Hodges) is coming to Berlin to work on his novel and while there meets Ernst Ludwig (Kevin Cox), a German officer. He offers Cliff work and recommends a boarding house where Fräulein Schneider (Kimberly Stephenson) makes him a deal to rent him a room “So What?” Soon after the mood starts to change as the rising political turmoil is foreshadowed by Cliff’s reading of ‘Mein Kampf’ and the revelation at Fräulein Schneider and Herr Schultz’ (Philip Marzec) engagement party that Cliff’s friend Ernst is a member of the Nazi party. On top of it all, Fräulein Kost (Chelsea Steele) and company reprise “Tomorrow Belongs to Me,” with more overtly Nazi overtones, as Cliff, Sally, Fräulein Schneider, Herr Schultz and the Emcee look on. Cliff and Sally’s relationship ends, Fräulein Schneider and Herr Schultz break up due to him being Jewish and the cabaret performers, including the Emcee, become victims to the Nazi atrocities “Willkommen.” It all comes to the shocking conclusion as the Emcee takes off his overcoat to reveal a concentration camp prisoner’s uniform marked with a yellow Star of David and a pink triangle.

The story is a social commentary of the times and eerily relevant to the current political situation. ‘Cabaret’ starts off with decadent celebrations and slowly descends into political upheaval. It follows the blooming relationship between Sally and Cliff but the secondary relationship between landlady Fräulein Schneider and Herr Schultz, the elderly Jewish fruit shop owner, is also important because it depicts the rise of Nazism and its effect on daily life and relationships. Show highlights include the cabaret girls’ “Kick Line” and “If You Could See Her” by Emcee and the Gorilla, that ends with the Emcee’s shocking line “if you could see her through my eyes…she wouldn’t look Jewish at all.” The German officers, in full Nazi uniforms, marching across the stage after “Kick Line” was especially unnerving. All the performances are solid with top nods going to Rick Sanchez for his portrayal of the Emcee. Some of the dancing sequences are risqué and due to the adult themes and language, it is recommended for mature audiences. Overall, the dark subject matter may make it uncomfortable to watch but it is a must see.

‘Cabaret’ opens Saturday at the Vexler Theatre

cabaretOpening this weekend at The Sheldon Vexler Theatre is ‘Cabaret. This dark musical about escaping the trials of life opens on Saturday May 4 and will run through Sunday June 2, 2019. Tickets are now available online and are $23 for general admission, $20 for seniors/military, $19 for JCC (Barshop Jewish Community Center) and $15 for students. Showtimes are 8p.m. Saturday, 2:30p.m. Sunday and 7:30p.m. Thursday.

‘Cabaret’ is based on the play by John Van Druten and stories by Christopher Isherwood with music by John Kander and lyrics by Fred Ebb. It is set in the infamous Kit Kat Klub where Emcee Sally Bowles and the rest of the ensemble take the stage nightly to tantalize the crowd and to leave their troubles outside. In a seedy Berlin nightclub, as the 1920s draw to a close, a garish Master of Ceremonies welcomes the audience and assured them they will forget all their troubles at the Cabaret. With the Emcee’s bawdy songs as wry commentary, ‘Cabaret’ explores the dark, heady and tumultuous life of Berlin’s natives and expatriates as Germany slowly yields to the emerging Third Reich. Memorable songs include “Cabaret,” “Willkommen” and “Maybe This Time.”

*Disclaimer: contains adult themes and language and is recommended for mature audiences. Parental discretion is advised.

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